Collecting Robots T-Shirts

Conclusions Drawn: Still lives at home with Mom and Dad.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Robot Parts $5

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

ZOO

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"