Collecting Pumpkins Mugs

'Wearing a pumpkin isn't bad, but the candle makes it hot.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

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How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"It was a botched surgery."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Happy Halloween!

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"We need to talk."

Pumpkin Time!

Halloween sculptor

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Giant Headless Horseman

D.C. Halloween

"Make it look like an accident"

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."