Collecting Pop-up Books T-Shirts

Karate pop up book knocks man out.

Pop-Up Book of Porcupines.

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Rare Books

J. R. R. Tolkien

Characters jumping out of a book.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Do it yourself books.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!