Collecting Paper Dolls Mugs

Cut out and keep Skiing Instructor

Cut out and keep Elf.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Early Piety

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

ZOO

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Acme Toys Ltd

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'