Collecting Nautical Items Prints

"We 'ave an agreement, then - I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine."

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Paper spike

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A close shave on the Titanic...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Tin Can Operation.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Pianist.

Ship in a Bottle

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Feart!