Collecting Milk Merchandising T-Shirts

"If he says, 'got milk' I'm gonna bite."

Little league world series of poker.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Whale Piñata.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

How Piñatas Are Born

Candy Corn Dracula

Jesus and the Peeps

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Steroids."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Polo pony

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Halloween.

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Replica Football Merchandise

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.