Collecting Mail Items Mugs

Man in Letter Box

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

Recycling Post.

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Not more junk mail!'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

Vampire mailman.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Did the mail come?'

Racers' Gate.