Collecting Magazines Mugs

Prisoner reads copy of "LIFE"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"You leave my playboy alone. Use you own New Yorker."

"Who rang that bell?"

"The doctor said I need to get my subscriptions filled."

"It's the end of the world as we know it."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

Reader's Digest doesn't appeal to the young...none of them can read.

Snake Centrefolds

Subscription Insert Births

August Doctor Visit

'I only like girls with depth.'

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

Uncle Murray Weekly

We apologize for the late arrival of your 'Railway Times' magazine subscription...

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

'These models are starting much too young.'

"The bottle was in here."

"Perhaps you read about it in National Geographic?"

Illustration to Punch Army and Navy Section

Pardon me, do you have the latest issue of WQ? WQ? Wolverines' Quarterly.

Al, when was the last time you had a date with a real woman? Actually, I'm making real progress on that score, doctor. The current issue of Playboy has a 3-D centerfold.

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Philtrum

Waiting Room Quarterly

"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Herman Mankiewicz

The Fourth Little Pig

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"