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Alice in Wonderland - The Rabbit Looks for Alice.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"How can you be out of wings?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Cariactures

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Victor Hugo

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Rare Books

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

J. R. R. Tolkien