Collecting Holy Objects Gifts

Crucifixes $5.00 each (crucifix vending machine next to approaching vampires)

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Haunted museum

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

The Bible, signed copy.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'He was an evil king.'

"We only have the Bible."

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

'Well he's always been a hero to me.'

The general loved animals.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'Mom, I gotta go to the statue!'

"Get your one-of-a-kind burial cloth of Jesus!"

"I got you a gift."

Houdini.

Toaster: Settings are: Elvis Image - God's name - Mother Teresa

Good Luck

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

"I hate to agree with the likes of Pam Anderson...but it's clear. God has punished Colonel Sanders buy turning him to stone...right there in the Kentucky Capitol Rotunda!" "Pssst...Pat? It's a statue!!"