Collecting Historical Artifacts Mugs

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

The Assassination of General Nelson by Jefferson C Davis

"Marcus, this sword is filthy...you want to give people tetanus?"

The Man in the Iron Mask-Revisited...

Billy. The Kid.

Cats on Board.

Rocking Horse

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Man...You age great!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Downton Abbey Road"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"It's running five minutes fast."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Grandfather Clock

Verbal Orders

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."