Collecting Gas Masks T-Shirts

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

Lend me your ears

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Masquerade

Batman - Face ID

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

A Masked Ball

Covid-19, Mask Up

Tribal masks.

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Cat Mask

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Squeal like a pig!

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."