Collecting Fishing Gear Mugs

'I really don't need another lure.I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Clam Spearing

'Hello,Biggo Tackle Supply? About tha dozen flys I ordered.....'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

'He wants a good flyrod.'

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Bears catching fish

Sport Utility Boot.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

An amplified harp

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"I wasn't dead yet."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Live Bait.

Keeping up with the jones

"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

2 fish, one dead. The living fish saying'S.B.D!' (silent but deadly)

'I'll get my scalpel. . . I'll cut an inch off the top of your wellingtons.'