Collecting Documents Prints

The only guy left who's not online.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

Packaging Russian Dolls

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Meet The Author"

Robert Fripp