Collecting Designer Items Mugs

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Early Piety

Cats on Board.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Man...You age great!'

"Do you do much walking?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

Posh Easter Egg

The Dandy

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

Butterfly Woman

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"It was a crime of fashion."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'