Collecting Clouds Mugs

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Sundial Time

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Green Balloon

AA Meeting Here Today

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Exciting potato bugs.

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

Utility Chic.

"Bip."

The Euro.

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Clouds

Euro around the world.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"You're late."