Collecting Cartoon Art Prints

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I'd like to return this, it turns out my wife bought one last week.'

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

For some reason the waiter feared that this customer may do a runer

Salmon P Chase and the 1868 Democratic Convention

Hunter accidentally shoots an angel from the sky.

'Perhaps we ought to stop quipping about the right to arm bears?'

Outhouse on Cliff.

McWit's Childproof Drugs

"Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!"

I can't wait for TV to be invented...

War at Easter

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'