Collecting Cars Mugs

Winding up a car window.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Deranged Rover'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally."

"Baldo, this is a special month...a time to reflect on your past, your present, your future."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Car Grave

'I'll take it!!! Does it come in mid life crisis red?'

'We are increasing you're rates.'

'Looks like you're living the American dream!'

Highway Chickens

'Hey! The small print says 'As selected by the Garage Owners Association'!'

Businessmen.

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

'I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm giving you a ticket for not speeding, but driving too slow.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."