Collecting Blu-rays Mugs

'I'm being released on Blu-ray.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Let's see now, say, do you mind if I keep your x-ray for a book I'm writing on fatal diseases?'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Mozart Clarinet

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Cross Umbrella

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

Music Collector.

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'