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'Quick! I need come Cadmium orange before I lose that sunset.'

Acme presents Crayons for Children Who Find the Ordinary Selection a Little "Over the Top."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

I have three tubes of acrylic, royal blue, sovereign gold and regal red.

Cartoonist supplies.

Skeleton Model.

'Art supplies: oil, acrylics, dung.'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

2b or not 2b?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Needs to get a life"

Wagging Dog

Misunderstood artist

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cock A Doodle

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Slinky Cow World

Creation of Red Wine

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Now this I get."