Collecting Air Fresheners Prints

"Heh...some crazy customer...wanting a pine tree air freshener...delivered."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"Great Perfume!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Welcome Back.

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

Soothing Waterfall

"Why don't I go brush my teeth."

He sold appliances.

"I'm in way over my head"

Man eating 'after work mints'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

Git It 'N' Git

One man and his dog odour spray.

Washing machine

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

'I think it's time to tell him he was adopted, Honey.'

Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.

"For the last time...where did you hide my Scotch?"

No caption. (Pine tree air fresheners hang on the reindeer's tails as they pull Santa's sleigh).

Toasters for math people.

Art in Pandemic Time.

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

'Hmmm. Pungent.' - 'You might want to leave it for 5 minutes!' - 'Hello?! Emergency services?!'

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

'Well Mr. Managing Director, this air freshener of yours doesn't seem to be working very well.'

"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."

"No, it's not a spider, Mr. Macho, it's a bit of lint from your sock!"

Washing Machine