Collateral Analyst T-Shirts

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Build Your Own Portfolio

The Life of Pi

"Morning, all!"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Time Is Money

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'