Collaborative Work Gifts

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Home Sweet Home

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

Teamwork

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

You are here.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'