Collaboration Seeker Mugs

"Partnerships work well if you know how to get along."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Staff support"

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Robotic Man

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Early model of baggage claim"

WiFi Signals

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

Teamwork

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

Collective Psyche

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

Breakthrough

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."