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'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

Sir Winston Churchill

Here and There Trays

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Group Think Time

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The Dubloon Stops Here

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

When Engineers Crack.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Collective Psyche

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

Why do you need so many computers?

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!