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"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Group Think Time

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Collective Psyche

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

Genius

When we believe together we achieve together.

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

Open Source.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Meeting in Progress.

'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

TEAM

Meeting!

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

"When I agreed to working closely with you on this project..."

"It's okay, Mr. Topley! Larry does this every time I agree with one of his ideas!"

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."