Cold Weather Culinaire Mugs

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Beware of Watchdog

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"It's supposed to be April Showers bring may flowers!"

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

Barbecue in the snow.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Chicken Noodle sold out.

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

Sneeze

Penguin snowball.

"I must have been frozen -- is this the future?"

"CCCOOOLD!"

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

"Gesundheit!"

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."