Cold Weather Activities Prints

Ice fisher.

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."

Ice Skater

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow flake

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Romance

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Electric Blanket.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman of the Apes

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."