Cold Caller Prints

'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

Oh, crap! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back.

'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

"All of our door to door cold callers have to go through a rigorous induction process."

Keeping warm.

Hockey Season.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Drama Llama

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Call Center.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'Bless You.'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'My elbow has a cold!'

'Blow your nose again,Hank. You're calling in some geese.'

Nose Spray.

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'