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'Good grief! Why are they dragging me into this?'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Heads or tails?"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

Jury Room

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"'I'm checking my answers."

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

The Jury Decides.

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

The Disappearing Coin Mystery

Javelin

'It was a toss-up whether to mow the lawn or play golf.'

'Heads I do, tails I'm outta here.'

'Another 'undecided'.'

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

'Well, I'm waiting, Harris - this better be good.'

'Okay, call it in the air. Tails, or... well... whatever the alternative is.'

'Coin collecting is the hobby of kings? I always thought it was torturing peasants.'

Cover story: Canadian Mint.

Judge's Dilemma.

'They want us to double check our methodology. Your turn to flip.'

Sofa Change Machine.