Cognitive Seeker Pillows

"So, is there ANY good time to be delusional?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

How leaders fail

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Bright idea

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

The Origami Society...

"The overthinker"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.