Cognitive Seeker Pillows

"So, is there ANY good time to be delusional?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

At the Museum

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Thinking Gears

How leaders fail

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Raincloud Umbrella

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Bright idea

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Sigmund Freud.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The overthinker"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The Origami Society...

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."