Cognitive Enhancer Prints

Gingko Biloba being poured into a Think Tank.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"The overthinker"

"Have you been working out?"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Ego Increasing School

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Brain Bomb Detector

"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

Books to Brain

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'We're all just pawns! Pawns dammit! Pawns in a stupid game!'

Advanced Password Hint

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Brain Charger

Brain Crash

"Our training program was too successful. Twenty employees used their new skills to leave the company for better jobs."

Alzheimer's Disease