Coffee Shop Anniversary Prints

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Decapitated coffee.

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

How About Serving Us For a Change

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Kitty's Coffee Shop

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"I'm glad you're open again."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

The Coffee Tattoo

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'