Coffee Industry Professional Mugs

Third World making filter coffee.

Hiree to Coffee Company Hirer: 'What are the perks?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Pull an all-nighter?

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

All-Day Breakfast

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'