Coffee Genius Mugs

'So, here is the scam: You keep them awake at night so I can make a killing in the morning selling coffees...'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Pull an all-nighter?

All-Day Breakfast

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Decapitated coffee.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'