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"We're a prestigious department, yet we have only three active prima donnas."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'These are job perks.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Man's best friends."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Non-Power Breakfast

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

Countervailing Clichés.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting