Coffee Culture Prints

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"It keeps you awake because it takes 5 hours to finish drinking it."

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

Herb and Fran go human watching.

"How's that for a pour over, coffee boy..."

"Actually, could I just have instant?"

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Writers without borders.

Coming soon - the Barrel! 'OH BOY!!'

"NOthin ever happens round here."

'Oh good gosh, No! We cannot go in there. It's full of hipsteers.'

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

'Parts - Labor Total'

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"I'm sorry, but 'just plain old coffee' no longer exists."

"I think it's time this cafe showed its commitment to LGBT rights."

"I want to break up, but he's got an espresso machine."

Narpkins

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

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