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Coffee Cartoon - Espresso Machines

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Next Coffee Shop 4M

The Coffee Specialist

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Selling lemon latt�

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"At this office no two days are different."

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

You've Had Enough!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'