Coffee Brewing T-Shirts

"Just remember. . . Without me, you're NOTHING!!!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Would you like a cup of drip coffee while you wait for your pour over?"

'This decaf's lousy.'

'All our coffee is freshly ground.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Multi-tasking.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Man's best friends."

'These are job perks.'