Coffee Breakter Prints

IT department/Cup of T department.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Jesus breaks the bread.

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Decaf, Sid?"

'Why is it the one moment I choose to relax you walk in?'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

New York Man

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

'Dear, you're cutting the bread against the grain again.'