Coffee Break Aficionados Prints

Take-A-Break

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Joined at the hipster.

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Night-shift entrance

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'I wish I were as popular as the coffee machine.'

'I'm looking for people who find me intimidating.'

Starbucks Siren

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"It's not all your fault, some of it is my mother's!"

Rocket Parking

'You're lucky, Ted. You're the only one around here who doesn't get treated like a number.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."