Coffee Addicts Mugs

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Non-Power Breakfast

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Countervailing Clichés.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i