Coffee Abstainer Mugs

Find a hilarious or heartfelt mug perfect for the coffee abstainer in your life. These witty and charming mugs celebrate their caffeine-free choice with humor and style.

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'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.' mockup

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

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'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.' mockup

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.' mockup

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.' mockup

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.' mockup

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

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"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?" mockup

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

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"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!" mockup

"AHHHH, MORNING!" mockup

"AHHHH, MORNING!" mockup

"AHHHH, MORNING!" mockup

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

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You've Had Enough!

You've Had Enough! mockup

You've Had Enough! mockup

You've Had Enough! mockup

You've Had Enough! mockup

You've Had Enough!

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A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone. mockup

A man walks his dog wearing a cone. mockup

A man walks his dog wearing a cone. mockup

A man walks his dog wearing a cone. mockup

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!" mockup

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!" mockup

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!" mockup

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!" mockup

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

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Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Evolution of a coffee drinker. mockup

Evolution of a coffee drinker. mockup

Evolution of a coffee drinker. mockup

Evolution of a coffee drinker. mockup

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

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"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?" mockup

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?" mockup

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?" mockup

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?" mockup

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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Non-Jet Lag. mockup

Non-Jet Lag. mockup

Non-Jet Lag. mockup

Non-Jet Lag. mockup

Non-Jet Lag.

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'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.' mockup

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.' mockup

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.' mockup

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.' mockup

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

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I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee. mockup

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee. mockup

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee. mockup

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee. mockup

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

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"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security." mockup

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security." mockup

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security." mockup

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security." mockup

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

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"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day." mockup

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day." mockup

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day." mockup

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day." mockup

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

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"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful." mockup

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful." mockup

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful." mockup

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful." mockup

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

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"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee." mockup

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee." mockup

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee." mockup

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee." mockup

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

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'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.' mockup

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

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IT security. mockup

IT security. mockup

IT security. mockup

IT security. mockup

IT security.

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"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!" mockup

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!" mockup

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!" mockup

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!" mockup

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

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"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time." mockup

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time." mockup

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time." mockup

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time." mockup

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

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Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank? mockup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

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I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!... mockup

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!... mockup

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!... mockup

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!... mockup

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

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"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking." mockup

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking." mockup

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking." mockup

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking." mockup

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

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'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.' mockup

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.' mockup

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.' mockup

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.' mockup

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

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The morning show for people who HATE mornings

The morning show for people who HATE mornings mockup

The morning show for people who HATE mornings mockup

The morning show for people who HATE mornings mockup

The morning show for people who HATE mornings mockup

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

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Getting things done.

Getting things done. mockup

Getting things done. mockup

Getting things done. mockup

Getting things done. mockup

Getting things done.

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?" mockup

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?" mockup

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?" mockup

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?" mockup

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

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"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee." mockup

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee." mockup

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee." mockup

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee." mockup

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

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'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!' mockup

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!' mockup

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!' mockup

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!' mockup

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

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"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!" mockup

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!" mockup

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!" mockup

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!" mockup

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"

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"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings." mockup

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings." mockup

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings." mockup

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings." mockup

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

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'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'I'll just grab a coffee...' mockup

'I'll just grab a coffee...' mockup

'I'll just grab a coffee...' mockup

'I'll just grab a coffee...' mockup

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

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