Coding Connoisseur Prints

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"And Dave, you receive Mildred's visual basic control collection."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Dialogue

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"I missed your last few words. Would you please mumble them again?"

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Silicon Vale

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."