Codependency Commentator Mugs

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Ukraine Crisis

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

Chinese stock market

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

War 2023

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Spanish bank needs propping up.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Sports Radio in Crisis

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

The bailout.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Euro fall...

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."