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'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Computer Time Bomb.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

"I understand you're a troubleshooter when it comes to websites."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Free speech isn't cheap!

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Computer Life

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Kevin had a computer virus.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'