Code Enforcement Officer Pillows

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

America, are we learning anything?

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

When Engineers Crack.

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Minority Report

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Privacy Conference Security

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"