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'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

"I told him not to click on it."

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'We lost funding.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

Monk Crossword

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Caped Character

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Frank had no interest in Sudoku once he found out it wasn't a Japanese dish.'

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"