Code Crafter Mugs

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"I'll be working on your website. I'm a front end developer." "Me too. I'm a cosmetic surgeon."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Computer Bore

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Brain Power

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'It looks like our data.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Computer Crimes