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"I can't get these new codes straight!"

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"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Jeeves...Jeeves...'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Robot with a sense of humour.

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

"Goodbye Sweetheart. No matter where you go in this life, or what you do, always remember that you signed an N.D.A. with us."

Tongue Tied.

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

When your password asks for more characters, it doesn't mean your friends.

STRIP Hambone: Unpaid electric bill

'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'I can't decide whether to pay my rent this month or go to the basketball game.'

'Sir, we've been out-loop holed.'

'That's waht I'd call 'Performance'! Our customers went from simple complaints to bomb threats!'

"All I get is the first line: 'You'll never break this code'."

"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."

"I think you can take either lane, dear."

'Your alimony claim appears to be dead in the water. Your ex-husband has filed a complaint with the European Court of Human Rights.'